Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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