Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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