i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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