It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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