so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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