Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My room smells like vodka and shame
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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