Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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