her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
