I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just pee around me
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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