actually, I'm a sock model
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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