I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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