i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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