i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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