I just pynch a tree in the face
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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