I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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