it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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