they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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