Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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