I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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