More tranny stories later!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
