Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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