Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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