today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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