But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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