What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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