oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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