We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
