This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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