I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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