my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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