Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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