i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we made out on top of his cat.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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