you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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