Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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