I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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