just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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