We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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