That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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