so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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