Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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