It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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