im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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