its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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