I wanna bring you to show and tell
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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