dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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