Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
