For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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