I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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