How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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