Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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