Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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