I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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