no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Drunk is a universal language darling
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